I Don't Think Secrets Agree With Me,

Christmas Won't Be Christmas Without Any Presents.

They Were Enjoying The Happy Hour That Seldom Comes But Once In Any Life, The Magical Moment Which Bestows Youth On The Old, Beauty On The Plain, Wealth On The Poor, And Gives Human Hearts A Foretaste Of Heaven.

Fame Is A Very Good Thing To Have In The House, But Cash Is More Convenient.

Honesty Is The Best Policy, In Love As In Law.

Girls Are So Queer You Never Know What They Mean. They Say No When They Mean Yes, And Drive A Man Out Of His Wits For The Fun Of It.