I Don't Think Of Death In A

Irony Is The Recourse Of The Weak-minded Wimp, I Think. I Hate Bands That Deliver Their Songs With Knowing Smiles On Their Faces, So That If Those Songs Fall Flat They Can Say 'ah Well, We Never Really Meant It Anyway.' It's So Dishonest.

Living, It's Awful For Me.

Apart From The Fact That I've Got A Strange Job, I Do Lead A Fairly Normal Life. I Do My Own Shopping. I Don't Feel Constrained By Who I Am Because Of What I Do; I Often Feel Disappointed By My Lack Of Ability. I Get Frustrated At Myself, But I Think Everyone Does.

B Is For Breasts Of Which Ladies Have Two; Once Prized For The Function, Now For The View.

I Do A Job I Really, Really Love And I Kind Of Have Fun With. People Think You Can't Be Grown Up Unless You're Moaning About Your Job.