I Don't Think I've Ever Read Poetry,

Saving Private Ryan Was Probably The Illest, Sickest Movie I've Ever Watched, And I Didn't See Anybody Criticizing That One For Violence.

To The People I Forgot, You Weren't On My Mind For Some Reason And You Probably Don't Deserve Any Thanks Anyway.

You Couldn't Make The Fans Throw Up Their Hands If They Swallowed Their Fingers.

Britney Spears Has Shoulders Like A Man.

I Pray That God Answers, Maybe I'll Ask Nicer