I Don't Think I've Drunk Enough Beer

It Was, According To The History Books, The Fastest Coronation Since Bubric The Saxon Crowned Himself With A Very Pointy Crown On A Hill During A Thunderstorm, And Reigned For One And A Half Seconds.

I’ve Seen Excitement, And I’ve Seen Boredom. And Boredom Was Best.

The Three Rules Of The Librarians Of Time And Space Are: 1) Silence; 2) Books Must Be Returned By No Later Than The Date Shown; And 3) Do Not Interfere With The Nature Of Causality.

Ultimately, There Is The Freedom To Take The Consequences.

I Would Advise Budding Writers Some Other Kind Of Job, Unless They Think They're Very, Very Lucky.