I Don't Think I'm Very Much Like

Everybody Is Agreeing So Tersely. I Just Had A Flashback To The Month Before My Parents Finally Admitted They Were Getting A Divorce.

I'm Good At Asking Other People Questions, But I'm Not Really Good At Answering Questions.

I Want To Get A Gold Star. And I Know That There Are Places That I Need To Go In Order To Get The Story Right. I'd Rather Do It Right Than Have To Do It Twice.

Sometimes You're Just Interviewing Someone And You're Thinking The Entire Time, How Can I Get Through This Really Quickly? Because I Know This Isn't Gonna Make It. This Person Is Either Too Long-winded Or Deathly Boring, Or They Don't Have The Point Of View That Supports What You're Trying To Do In The Piece. Or Often People Misrepresent Themselves On The Phone - What They're Willing To Say To You Then, They're Not Willing To Say In Person.

Hopefully The Person I'm Trying To Create Is Just A Funny, Dour, Evil Side Of Myself That Has No Other Way To Express Itself. I Don't Model It After Anyone In Particular. Who Would Be Like That? Who? I Wouldn't Want To Meet That Person. I Wouldn't Want To Be Interviewed By That Person, I Can Tell You That.