I Don't Think I'm In Any Position

Life Is Like Sanskrit Read To A Pony.

I Think That Everything Happens For A Reason, Everything Happens When It's Going To Happen.

The Baby Sits In Front Of Mtv Watching Violent Fantasies, While Dad Guzzles Beer With His Favorite Sport Only To Find His Heroes All Coked Up.

They Put The Thing Down Your Throat So You Don't Swallow Your Tongue, And They Put Electrodes On Your Head. That's What Was Recommended In Rockland State Hospital To Discourage Homosexual Feelings. The Effect Is That You Lose Your Memory And Become A Vegetable. You Can't Read A Book Because You Get To Page 17 And Have To Go Right Back To Page One Again.

People Didn't Know Certain Things About Me, Which... I Was Out Of Creative Writing Class In School, Syracuse University; Had A B.a. In English And Wanted To Write The Great American Novel But I Also Loved Rock And Roll. I Was In Bar Bands All Through College, Playing Fraternities And Have To Know All The Songs In The Top 10. That Kind Of Thing.