I Don't Think Anyone Masters Parenthood.

I Could Have Been You, You Could Have Been Me. One Small Change That Shapes Your Destiny.

My Wife Works Harder Than Anyone Else With The Children Around The House. I Make The Money, Sure, But She Does Everything Else.

My Friends Have Always Told Me That Rock Stardom Was Wasted On Me.

Instead Of Taking Five Or Six Of The Prescriptions, I Decided To Go A Natural Route And Smoke Marijuana.

I Can Feel The Thunder Underneath My Feet