I Don't Think Any Gay Dude Is

I've Learned When You Drink Absolut Straight, It Burns Enough To Give My Chest Hairs A Perm.

I Want To Do A Documentary About Strippers, 'cause It's A Moneymaker.

There's Probably A Bunch Of Power Stripe Floating Through The Def Jam Offices Right Now.

If I Got A Flight To Catch And I Just Bought A Half O-z, I'll Smoke It All - I Can't Get Weed On A Plane, 'cause I've Been Red-flagged.

Myself, I'm A Pothead. It's No Secret. Everyone Knows That. I Go On The Road And Forget Everything Else