I Don't Smoke Pot. I Never Liked

I'm Happy When I'm Juggling, But I Feel Like I've Gone From, Like, 3 Balls To 10 Bowling Balls. But, That's A Good Problem. I Don't Really Have A Complaint About That.

I Don't Believe You Have To Have Eating Disorders And Mental Illness To Screw Up.

I Am A Little Klutzy And Self-deprecating. I Fit In With The Rest Of The Losers.

There's Always Somebody Older, Richer, More Desperate Than You.

I Had Seen Cheers Twice, I Think. Ted [danson] Had So Much Hair In His Widow's Peak That I Remember Thinking, "that Dude Looks Like Eddie Munster."