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My Sister Played The Piano. She’s Two Years Older Than Me, And I Always Wanted To Play Something. So My Grandmother Got The Guitar For Me, And Showed Me A Couple Of Chords To Start Off. And Then I Got Me A Book. Next Thing You Know, I Was Playing Along With Sister.

I Was In The Air Force A While And They Had What They Call "policing The Area." That's Where You Looked Around And If There's Anything Wrong Here, There, Anywhere, You Took Care Of Your Own Area. And I Think That's A Pretty Good Thing To Go By. If Everyone Just Takes Care Of Their Own Area Then We Won't Have Any Problems. Be Here. Be Present. Wherever You Are, Be There. And Look Around You And See What Needs To Be Changed.

Be Gentle With Your Words - You Can't Take Them Back.

My First Job Was In A Bohemian Polka Band, The Rejcek Family Polka Band In Abbott. The Old Man In The Band Had Another Blacksmith Shop In Abbott, But He Liked Me. All He Had Was Horns And Drums, And I Was Set Up Over There With My Little Guitar With No Amps Or Nothing. I Would Play As Loud As I Wanted To, And Nobody Could Hear Me.

I Like Marijuana Because It Keeps Me From Killing People. And I Think There Are A Lot Of People Out There Who Are Just Like Me. The Reason It's Not Legal Is Because Most People Get Up In The Morning And Get High, Then Forget To Go Out And Vote For It.