I Don't Really Care For Like Fat

I First Did Stand-up When I Was 17, And Then I Passed Out Fliers For A Comedy Club (in New York City) And I Got Onstage Whenever I Could. And Musical Theater Went Out The Window As Soon As I Started Doing Stand-up.

You Have To Be Able To Laugh At Yourself. That's What I Tell Asian People All The Time.

The Reason The Rest Of Us Remember, Like, When John Lennon Died, Is Because It's A Moment When Adrenaline Is Surging.

This Is Aids. Aids Is As Real As An Egg.

You Know, I Think Whatever A Comic Talks About Onstage Is All They Talk About Offstage.