I Don't Mean To Be Accident Prone,

I've Had, You Know, My Leg Chopped Off.

I Have A Very Basic Leg. But It Has A Silicon Cover On It. I Have A Flat Foot Leg, A High Heel Leg And Then I Have A Leg Which, In The Winter, I Have To Ski In And In The Summer I Swap It Into My Roller Blades.

When You Find Your Soulmate, You Could Sleep Under Their Armpits.

My Body Shape Was Made To Get Into The Perfect Aerodynamic Position.

I Never Used The Press For Anything Except My Charity.