I Don't Like Travelling If I Know

Usually, If I Think Something Is Really Funny, It Doesn't Get Any Reaction Whatsoever.

He's As Nutty As A Vegan T-bone.

I Tend To Show Everything I Do To My Family, To Check They Won't Be Offended.

If You Stepped Out Of The Shower And Saw A Leprechaun Standing At The Base Of Your Toilet, Would You Scream, Or Would You Innately Understand That He Meant You No Harm?

I Started Writing One Afternoon When I Was Twenty, And Ever Since Then I Have Written Every Day. At First I Had To Force Myself. Then It Became Part Of My Identity, And I Did It Without Thinking.