I Don't Like Touring And It Seemed

It Was In San Diego And I Was Onstage And Couldn't Remember How To Play The Guitar Properly. I Was In Terrible Pain And My Nervous System Was Just Going Wild, Like Somebody Had Just Run A Car Over Me.

If It's A Good Lp, You'll Get That Tingle That Makes You Put It On Again No Matter What Your Initial Reaction Was. On The Other Hand, If You Don't Get That Tingle, You'd Better Take It Straight Down To The Record Exchange.

And All The World Is Football-shaped It's Just For Me To Kick In Space And I Can See, Hear, Smell, Touch, Taste And I've Got One, Two, Three, Four, Five Senses Working Overtime Trying To Take This All In I've Got One, Two, Three, Four, Five Senses Working Overtime Trying To Taste The Difference 'tween A Lemon And A Lime Pain And Pleasure And The Church Bells Softly Chime.

Now That I Can See It's The Queen's New Clothes Now That I Can Hear All Your Poison Prose Now That I Can Talk With My Tongue Unfroze I'm Not So Sure Of Santa Or The Buck Tooth Fairy There Are No Words For Me Inside Your Dictionary

I Leaned Right Over To Kiss Your Stoney Book A Little Jealous Of The Ships With Whom You Flirt A Billion Lovers With Their Cameras Snap To Look And In My Fantasy I Sail Beneath Your Skirt