I Don't Like To Have To Pan

Eating Is Sex For Old People.

Most Men Think They Are Good Drivers. Most Women Think They Are Good In Bed. They Aren't.

The Viennese Wash Everything. Where Else In The World Does The Government Hire Public Servants To Wash Public Telephone Booths And The Glass Over Traffic Lights? Every Time I See Someone Doing These Things, I Smile Like A Child.

I Have Never Heard Anyone Say This Is It. I Know Right Now Is The High Point Of My Life. It Will Never Get Any Better. Only In Retrospect Do We Recognize The Best Times And Of Course Then It Is Too Late.

Some People Are Like Blue Jeans- The Older And More Beat Up They Get, The Better They Look.