I Don't Like Repeat Offenders; I Like

The Best Musicians In The World Were Raised On The Same Kind Of Music I Was Raised On And That Is Black, Soulful, Authoritative, Ultra-tight, Ferocious, Uppity, Defiant Music That From The Howlin' Wolf, The Muddy Waters, The Lightnin' Hopkins, The Chuck Berry, Bo Diddley, And Little Richard.

Oh God Almighty, Another Detroit Monster Is Chad Smith Of The Chili Peppers. Their Music Is Intoxicating Between Flea And Chad Smith. They're Contemporary Because They're Still Making Good Records, But I Don't Think There's Anything New That Has A Groove And Soulfulness. The Chili Peppers Just Stink Of Soul-and That's The Ultimate Compliment. They Continue What James Brown Created.

There Aren't Really Any Actual Misconceptions, Just Dumb People Versus Good, Honest People.

If The Coyote's In Your Living Room Pissing On Your Couch, It's Not The Coyote's Fault. It's Your Fault For Not Shooting Him.

Vegetarians Are Cool. All I Eat Are Vegetarians - Except For The Occasional Mountain Lion Steak.