I Don't Like People Cleaning My Room.

Weathermen Merely Forecast Rain To Keep Everyone Else Off The Golf Course

I'm Trying To Elevate Small-talk To Medium Talk.

I'm Larry David. I Happen To Enjoy Wearing Women's Panties.

It's Always Good To Take Something That's Happened In Your Life And Make Something Of It Comedically.

I Wanted To Make A Living, But I Really Was Not Interested In Money At All. I Was Interested In Being A Great Comedian.