I Don't Like My Feet. I'm Not

This Week, Penny Collector Gene Sukie Went To The Bank And Cashed In Ten Thousand Pounds Of Pennies He Had Collected Over 34 Years, Which Were Worth Over Fourteen Thousand Dollars. And, Of Course, I Was In Line Behind Him.

I'm A Big Fan Of 'the Office,' Both The British And The American Versions.

Only In Comedy, By The Way, Does An Obedient White Girl From The Suburbs Count As Diversity.

I Prefer The Retro Chic Of Spending Christmas Just Like Joseph And Mary Did - Traveling Arduously Back To The Place Of Your Birth To Be Counted, With No Guarantee Of A Bed When You Get There.

I Feel Like I Represent Normalcy In Some Way.