I Don't Like My Feet. I'm Not

Start With A 'yes', And See Where That Takes You.

It Will Never Be Perfect, But Perfect Is Overrated. Perfect Is Boring On Live Tv.

That Turned-up Collar. The Jacket That Zipped All The Way Down The Front Into A Nice Fitted Shape. The White Denim That Made My Untanned Skin Look Like A Color.

I Don't Weigh Myself. I Just Go By If My Clothes Fit. I Try Not To Participate Too Much In The Incredible Amount Of Wasted Energy That Women Have Around Dealing With Food. I Just Feel Like Being Healthy Is Sort Of A Job Requirement To Be On Tv, And Being A Writer Is So Much Coping With Fatigue And Stress, And You Just Eat. You Eat To Stay Awake.

This Requires A Level Of Delusion/egomania Usually Reserved For Popes And Drag Queens