I Don't Like Littering And I Think

I'm A Deep Thinker When It Comes To Shallow No Brainers.

I Have A New Saying, What I See In Vegas, I Am Telling Everybody.

I Do Try To Keep My Show Very Improvisational. I Don't Work Off A Set List; I Like To Keep It More In The Moment. I Like To Have Information About Where I'm Going, What Might Be Happening In That Particular Region As Well. I Like For People To Feel Like The Show Is For Them.

Every Time You Come In From Cheating On Someone, They'll Just Whip Out The Most Adorable Term Of Endearment. Like, They'll Wake Up, Bright And Early, Sleep In Their Eyes And Say: "hey, Perfect."

It's An Incredible Feeling Falling In Love Someone Who Doesn't Know You Exist.