I Don't Like Books, They're All Fact,

Gravitas Is The Soup Bone In The Stew Of Television News.

The Interesting Thing About Grief, I Think, Is That It Is Its Own Size. It Is Not The Size Of You. It Is Its Own Size. And Grief Comes To You.

I Scream, You Scream, We All Scream... For The Truth.

The Liberal Gluten-free Agenda Is Turning Our Dogs Lesbian.

There Once Was A Man Name Barack, Whose Re-election Came As A Shock. He Raised The Taxes I Pay, And Then Turned Marriage Gay. And Now He's Coming After Your Glock.