I Don't Know Why You Should Be

We All Must Recognize That Homeland Security Funds Should Be Allocated By Threat And No Other Reason.

Five Years Have Come, And Five Years Have Gone, And Still We Stand Together As One. We Come Back To This Place To Remember The Heartbreaking Anniversary - And Each Person Who Died Here - Those Known And Unknown To Us, Whose Absence Is Always With Us.

Ten Years Have Passed Since A Perfect Blue Sky Morning Turned Into The Blackest Of Nights. Since Then We've Lived In Sunshine And In Shadow, And Although We Can Never Unsee What Happened Here, We Can Also See That Children Who Lost Their Parents Have Grown Into Young Adults, Grandchildren Have Been Born And Good Works And Public Service Have Taken Root To Honor Those We Loved And Lost.

I Like The Theater, Dining And Chasing Women. Let Me Put It This Way: I Am A Single, Straight Billionaire In Manhattan. It's Like A Wet Dream.

The Cia Will Only Hire People With Impeccable Credentials To Be A Translator. 'impeccable Credentials' Means You've Never Lived Outside The United States.