I Don't Know If I'm The Husky

Bacon's The Best, Even The Frying Of Bacon Sounds Like An Applause.

My Comedy Is Romanticized Laziness.

Whenever You Correct Someone's Grammar Just Remember That Nobody Likes You.

This City Has So Many Beautiful Women. I Fall In Love Like Every Ten Minutes, I'm Sitting On The Subway, I'm Like, "there's My Wife... There She Is - Oh, She's Getting Off. All Right, There's The Woman - All Right, That's A Man."

Television's Very Much A Writer's Medium, As It Probably Should Be, But If You're Not The Writer, Then As The Performer, You Defer To That. It's Just Kind Of How It's Constructed. Is There Some Leeway? Yeah. But I Also Don't Want To Come Across As A Jerk.