I Don't Know. I Never Smoked Astroturf.

I Don't Know. I Never Smoked Astroturf.

Some Days You Tame The Tiger, And Some Days The Tiger Has You For Lunch.

Ten Million Years From Now, When Then Sun Burns Out And The Earth Is Just A Frozen Iceball Hurtling Through Space, Nobody's Going To Care Whether Or Not I Got This Guy Out.

Kids Should Practice Autographing Baseballs. This Is A Skill That's Often Overlooked In Little League.

I Dunno. I Never Smoked Any Astroturf. (when Asked Whether He Preferred Grass Or Astroturf