I Don't Have Time To Read Nonfiction.

Most People Write A Lot Of Autobiography, But When I Came To Write Autobiography I Discovered That Nothing Interesting Had Ever Happened To Me. So I Had To Take The Situation And Invent Stories To Go With It.

My Dad Talked A Good Game. [i'm As A] Child Got Only The World Series On The Radio.

Hardly Anybody Recognizes The Most Significant Moments Of Their Life At The Time They Happen.

The Law Is Like Rope...useful, Necessary, Strong, But It Can Be Bent And Twisted Into All Kinds Of Shapes Depending On The Occasion.

Growing Up Is A Ritual, More Deadly Than Religion, More Complicated Than Baseball, For There Seem To Be No Rules. Everything Is Experienced For The First Time.