I Don't Have No Story. Everybody Wants

I Have Glocks, .45s, Berettas, Remingtons. I Like The Marksmanship And The Discipline That It Takes To Be A Gun Owner. I Like The Machinery. Being Able To Take It Out And Clean It Is Even More Fascinating Than Having The Gun.

I'm Looking For Laughs, You Know? If It Take Me To Flip Over A Table, If I Have To Go Physical Comedy, I Will Do It. But Whatever The Joke Needs At That Particular Time, Is Where I'm Dedicated To. I'm Not Into Beating Somebody Down And Beating Myself Up. I Don't Do Insults And Things Like That. I Don't Do It - I'm A Storyteller.

I'm An Ordinary Guy With An Extraordinary Job.

I Was A Street Performer For Two Years.

I Ain't Running For Office. I Ain't Running For Nothing.