I Don't Have A Terrible Singing Voice,

When I Was A Kid, I Attended A Small Catholic School In A South Suburb Of Chicago.

Here's My Unsolicited Advice To Any Aspiring Screenwriters Who Might Be Reading This: Don’t Ever Agonize About The Hordes Of Other Writers Who Are Ostensibly Your Competition. No One Else Is Capable Of Doing What You Do.

Jeez Banana! Shut Your Freaking Gob!

Hollywood Is A Perpetual Summerland, A Temperate, Godless Yaw Where The Very Word 'season' Has Been Co-opted By Television Executives. There Are Few Harbingers Of Winter Here.

He Is The Cheese To My Macaroni.