I Don't Have A Seller's Remorse About

Here's The Thing - The Accent Is Cool. It's Like A Girl With Big Breasts - They Get Your Attention First.

I Believe In The Soul ... The Small Of A Woman's Back, The Hanging Curveball, High Fiber, Good Scotch, That The Novels Of Susan Sontag Are Self-indulgent, Overrated Crap. I Believe Lee Harvey Oswald Acted Alone. I Believe There Ought To Be A Constitutional Amendment Outlawing Astroturf And The Designated Hitter. I Believe In The Sweet Spot, Soft-core Pornography, Opening Your Presents Christmas Morning Rather Than Christmas Eve, And I Believe In Long, Slow, Deep, Soft, Wet Kisses That Last Three Days.

We Really Don't Rest If We Think Our Kids Are Drifting, Or If We Think They Don't Have The Right Work Ethic. It Drives Us Crazy. Because We Ultimately Want Them To Succeed And, Until They Do, We Feel In Some Way That Something Is Not Complete.

If I Had A Choice Of Having A Woman In My Arms Or Shooting A Bad Guy On A Horse, I'd Take The Horse. It's A Lot More Fun

I Would Hate To See A Ufo. Because It Would Ruin My Life. I Would Have To Talk About It The Rest Of My Life, And Everybody In The Room Would Go, "poor Kevin." Because You Could Not Turn Your Back On The Idea That You Saw It.