I Don't Go Out And Pick Fights.

I Always Wanted To Be A Rock Star. That Was My Childhood Dream. That's What I Told Everybody I Was Going To Be When I Grew Up.

I Don't Drink. I Choose To Be Sober Now. I Have Drunk Over The Last Six Years, But I Just Don't Want To Be That Person Anymore.

I Really Wish Mike And Joe Would Stop Drawing On Me While I'm Sleeping.

Tattoos Are Permanent And A Lifelong Commitment, The Same As Marriage.

There Was Another Time When Mike Was Really Foul Mood And We Had To Make A Pit Stop So He Could Use A Porta Potty. Mike Went To Use The Porta Potty And We Were Waiting Inside The Rv. It Was Joe’s Idea, But We All Got Out And Started To Rock The Thing Back And Forth. We Didn’t Mean To, But We Ended Up Tipping The Porta Potty Over While Mike Was In It! Then We Attacked Him With Air Freshener