I Don't Follow Football, I Just Love

I Did A 'love Boat!' And Based On My Trip On The 'love Boat,' I Said, 'i'd Just As Soon Not Do 'fantasy Island.''

And Then It Was Like, Wait, You Can Go To College And Study Theater? And Act In Plays? This Is Almost A Racket, You Know. And Then When The Opportunity Came Along To Do It Professionally, I Thought I'd Won The Lottery.

Reading A Script Is Usually As Exciting As Reading A Boilerplate Legal Document, So When You Read One That Makes You Feel As If You're Seeing The Movie, You Know It's Something Different.

I Know The Pope Is Opposed To The Use Of Condoms. All I Can Say Is, I Am A Spiritual Man And I've Been Happily Married For 21 Years. I Don't Even Know What A Condom Is Anymore.

Without Question, We Make Choices - And Those Choices Have Consequences. So Can You Control Your Own Destiny? To A Degree, Certainly. Must You Have Faith In Serendipity? Without Question, You'd Better. Otherwise You're Foolish.