I Don't Feel Qualified To Talk About

Tragedy Is A Close-up; Comedy, A Long Shot.

I Was Mad At The Time, Or I Would Never Have Done The Thing.

What Really Got My Goat At Mgm Were Comedians Like The Marx Brothers Who Never Wrote Their Own Jokes.

All My Life I Have Been Happiest When The Folks Watching Me Said To Each Other, `look At The Poor Dope, Wilya?

I Gotta Do Some Sad Scenes. Why, I Never Tried To Make Anybody Cry In My Life! And I Go `round All The Time Dolled Up In Kippie Clothes-wear Everything But A Corset...can`t Stub My Toe In This Picture Nor Anything! Just Imagine Having To Play-act All The Time Without Ever Getting Hit With Anything!