I Don't Expect Executives To Be Creative

I'm Beginning To Feel That The Real Endangered Species On Planet Earth Are Not The Whales And The Elephants But Those Of Us Who Can Laugh At The World And Ourselves. ... I Fear The Dry Turn Of The American Mind, This Focus On The Literal, As Much As I Fear Our Capacity For Self-destruction. We've Become Hagridden By Facts, Obsessed With Product Instead Of Process. Where's The Energetic Wit, The Looney Outlook, The Frivolity, The Lightness Of Comforting Laughter? It Has Become Fashionable To Know And Unfashionable To Feel, And You Can't Really Laugh If You Can't Feel.

Anyone Of My Generation Who Trusts Government Probably Has An I.q. That Would Make A Good Golf Score.

I've Met Many Irresponsible People In My Life But Never An Irresponsible Cat.

Whenever I Doubt The Existence Of God Or The Goddess, I Look At Horses. Only God Could Have Made A Horse.

Sex Is A Pleasurable Exercise In Plumbing, But Be Careful Or You'll Get Yeast In Your Drain Tap.