I Don't Even Know My Own Phone

I'm Not God But If I Were God, ¾ Of You Would Be Girls, And The Rest Would Be Pizza And Beer.

I'd Just Like To Say That I Have A Personal Disgust For Small Dogs, Like Poodles. I Have Some Serious Physical Problems With Them. Everything About Them Means I Must Kill Them. I Must.

I Think The Pressure Has Also Helped Me Want To Rise Above That Pressure, And It Has Helped In Accelerating The Healing Process. It's Helped Give Me A Drive. I Have A Definite Survival Drive, And The Pressure Gave Me A Drive To Get On Top Of It.

We Have A Saying In Guns N Roses: When Somebodys Gonna Get Yelled At, Theyre Gonna Get The Corn.

I'm Late To Everything. I've Always Wanted To Have It Written In My Will That When I Die, The Coffin Shows Up A Half Hour Late And Says On The Side, Like In Gold, 'sorry I'm Late'.