I Don't Even Know How I Ended

I've Always Been A Little Soft. I Like To Eat.

I Married Way Out Of My Pay Grade. I Have No Idea How That Happened.

I Always Thought When I Was Doing More Melodramatic Stuff Like Everwood That The Directors Were Constantly Reeling Me In And Stopping Me From Being Funny. I've Always Tried To Find A Funny Angle On Things, And 99 Percent Of The Time, It Just Doesn't Work.

I Think Any Man Over 250 Pounds Rollerblading Is Instant Hilarity. There's Nothing Funnier Than A Giant, Grown Man Rollerblading.

If One Day Someone Came Up To Me And Was Like, 'look, You're Never Going To Act Again,' I Don't Know What I Would Do.