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It's Almost Impossible To Be Funnier Than The People In Washington.

Before You Go To Bed, Write Down Three 'gratefuls' For The Day And Three 'did Wells' (they Can Even Include Something As Simple As Doing The Laundry)-the Results Can Be Amazing!

The Audience Is Never Wrong.

But I Didn't Ask To Have Somebody Nose Around In My Private Life. I Didn't Even Ask To Be Famous. All I Asked Was To Be Able To Earn A Living Making People Laugh.

Giving Birth Is Like Taking Your Lower Lip And Forcing It Over Your Head.