I Don't Drink Water, Haven't Drank Water

The Problem With Having A Sense Of Humor Is Often That People You Use It On Aren't In A Very Good Mood.

Motivation Is Simple. You Eliminate Those Who Are Not Motivated.

It's Not The Load That Breaks You Down, It's The Way You Carry It.

We Are Not Going To Win Because You Have A New Head Coach, Any More Than You Are Going To Fix A Flat Tire By Changing The Driver. We Will Win The Minute All Of Us Get Rid Of Excuses As To Why We Can't Win And Stop Wallowing In Self-pity.

They Say A Tie Is Like Kissing Your Sister. I Guess That Is Better Than Kissing Your Brother.