I Don't Cook, But I Would Love

I Love Music. For Me, Music Is Morning Coffee. It's Mood Medicine. It's Pure Magic. A Good Song Is Like A Good Meal-i Just Want To Inhale It And Then Share A Bite With Someone Else.

It's Gotten To The Point Where If I Throw A Cookie In The Garbage, I Have To Douse It In Cascade. Otherwise, Why Wouldn't I Take It Out And Eat It?

There Are Two Types Of People: The Ones Who Give You 50 Reasons It Can't Be Done ... And The Ones Who Just Do It.

People Think That You Have To Do Something Huge, Like Go To Africa And Build A School, But You Can Make A Small Change In A Day. If You Change Wednesday, Then You Change Thursday. Pretty Soon It's A Week, Then A Month, Then A Year. It's Bite-size, As Opposed To Feeling Like You Have To Turn Your Life Inside Out To Make Changes.

When You're A Big Girl Like Me, You Want Someone Who Makes You Feel Diminutive. I Think Fat Guys Are Sexy.