I Don't Compare 'em, I Just Catch

Never Assume The Other Guy Will Never Do Something You Would Never Do.

When I'm Not Hitting, I Don't Hit Nobody. But, When I'm Hitting, I Hit Anybody.

I Think I Was The Best Baseball Player I Ever Saw.

Baseball Is A Game, Yes. It Is Also A Business.

I Didn't Teach You That. Catch The Ball With Your Glove.