I Don't Care What The Newspapers Say

There Is No Class Of People In The World, Who Have Such Good Memories As Creditors.

Money Is The Excellent Slave And A Horrible Master.

I Am A Showman By Profession... And All The Gilding Shall Make Nothing Else Of Me.

No Man Ever Went Broke Overestimating The Ignorance Of The American Public.

If I Was Not A Remarkably Modest Man, I Should Probably Brag A Little, And Say That I Had Done What No American Ever Before Accomplished By Visiting The Queen At Her Palace Twice Within Eight Days.