I Don't Care If You're Gay, Black,

People Say You Can Abuse Marijuana. You Can Abuse Cheeseburgers. Does That Mean We Should Close Burger Kings.

On My Left Knee I Have A Long Scar From An Acl Operation. I've Had Both Knees Reconstructed.

I Don't Really Like Actors. Actors Are Like Terrible Comedians With No Punch Lines. It's All About Them. They Talk About Themselves All The Time. They Bore The Sh - T Out Of You.

Once You Understand What Excellence Is All About... You See How That Excellence Manifests Itself In Any Discipline.

Comedy Is Really Not Like Any Other Art Form In That It's Very Specialized And Varied In It's Content, But Generic In It's Title.