I Don't Care If I Ever Work

Why Don't You Click Your Heels Three Times And Go Back To Africa.

I Was 23. When You're 23, Your Concern Is Not For The Greater Good Of Humanity. I Didn't Feel Like I Was Unleashing An Evil On Society Or Anything. At The Time, That's What I Was Into, And I Did A Movie About It.

I Don't Do Drugs, Though. Just Weed.

For One Year, I Want To Do This Thing Where I Guest-star On As Many Television Shows As I Possibly Can. I Love Television. The Fact That Television Ultimately Made Me Famous Was Very Gratifying For Me.

Jerry Seinfeld, He Was Doing Letterman Show All The Time, So He Kind Of Had An Excuse, That People Know The Jokes Already. He Didn't Have Time To Do Stand-up. A Guy Like Me, I Have No Excuses.