I Don't Care How Smart A Kid

It's Not Talked About, But You Know How Girls, As You Get Older, Your Boobs Sag? Well, As Men Get Older, Their Balls Hang Lower. It's Called Sbh: Senior Ball Hang. I Think That's God's Way Of Making Sure Guys Get To Feel Insecure Too.

I Want To Be A Big, Fleshy Voluptuous Woman With Curves. I Want A Big Bum, But I Don't Have One.

Usually, When It's A Story About Three Women All Being Involved With The Same Man, It Ends In Some Eyeballs Being Scratched Out And Some Weaves Being Snatched Off.

People Think I'm Trying To Make A Fashion Statement Because I Never Wear A Bra. It's Really That I'm A Tomboy At Heart.

We Went To High School Together; He Was A Year Older Than Me. I Remember Him There . . . He Was Very Tall And Skinny, Wore Lots Of Ponytails In His Head, And I'm Pretty Sure I Bought Weed From Him. I Had To Have.