I Don't Care How Busy I Am

I Was The Guy On The Swim Team Entertaining The Bus On The Way To The Meets.

A Lot Of Blood, Sweat, And Tears Have Gone Into This Career Of Mine.

My Kids Are The Funniest Two Human Beings There Are.

People Want To Act Like They Know Celebrities. They Want To See Pictures. They Want To Know Where You're Going. They Want To Hear You Talk About Your Family.

No Man Wants To Settle Down. It Happens. Eventually You're Going To Bump Into Somebody That Makes You Go, 'hmm, I Don't Mind Seeing This Person Every Day.'