I Don't Believe In This Business Of

I've Been Accused Of Vulgarity. I Say That's Bullshit.

I Love Writing Songs. I'm A Songwriter.

I Know How To Make It A Great Musical. I've Got To. It's Like I've Got To See It On Stage.

You Want To Be As Smart As You Can About Being Stupid.

The Audience. They See The Name Mel Brooks, They Want Something Really Funny. They Don't Want To Be Moved; They Don't Want To Be Taught Any Lessons. [...] I Get More Letters For twelve Chairs and life Stinks Than I Get From Any Other Movies, Because People Actually Agree With The Philosophy, Or Were Moved, Or They Love The Movie.