I Don't Believe In God Because I

Sympathy Is The Child Of Imagination

It Is Not For The World To Judge, But To Crown Them All Alike. Each And All Lived Out Their Own Being, Did Their Work In Their Own Way, And Carried A Reluctant, Stupid Humanity To Greater Possibilities And Grander Heights.

I Go To A Better Tailor Than Any Of You And Pay More For My Clothes. The Only Difference Is That You Probably Don't Sleep In Yours.

The Ablest Lawyers Are Always Associated With The Biggest Fees.

I Have Never Killed Any One, But I Have Read Some Obituary Notices With Great Satisfaction.