I Don’t Think I’ve Ever Felt This

You Don't Get Anything Done By Planning

I Don't Watch Much Telly, The Telly Hardly Goes On, But The Things I Do Watch Are Sort Of Nature Programs, And Something About The Oceans And The Amount Of Weird Fish That's In There.

If You Had Five Photos Of Anuses, I Could Not Point Mine Out.

If You Haven't Got Eyes, You Shouldn't Have Wings

I Know Who I Am. Bloody Hell, I'm Getting Enough Bills For Karl Pilkington So I Hope I Am Him, 'cos If I'm Not, I Have No Idea Who I'm Paying For