I Do Work A Lot. I Mean,

When Little Richard Used To Stand Up And Play It Was Just Fabulous, And Liberace Had The Candlesticks And The Rings And The Gift Of The Gab. The Piano's Is The Most Ungainly Rock' N' Roll Instrument Of All Time But Those Two People Transcended It, As Did Jerry Lee Lewis.

We Have A Society Where Every Hit Maker And Tv Presenter Is Gay.

I Don't Whistle At You Down The Street. I Would If I Could, But I Can't Whistle You See.

And There Are Men Behind Bars Who Pray For The Light And There Are Men In The Suburbs Who Pray For The Night.

I Didn't Sleep With Anyone Till I Was 23.