I Do What I Love To Do,

Things Change So Fast, You Can't Use 1971 Ethics On Someone Born In 1971.

'feminist Comedy,' Practically An Oxymoron, Had A Couple Of Good Years After Wwii. Chalk It Up To The Forced Female Autonomy That Occurred During Wartime, When Rosie The Riveter Went To Work In The Factories, Constructing The Allies' War Machines While Taking Charge Of The Finances, The Home, And The Children.

In School, I Learned About Artists And How They Were Free To Express Themselves. I Was Allergic To Conformity, And The Lifestyle Attracted Me. I Wanted To Express Myself In A Way That Slammed People Up Against The Wall.

I'm A John Denver Freak, And I Don't Give A Sh*t That He Looks Like A F***ing Turkey.

Without Alcohol I'd Be Richer By Two Million Dollars That Went To Pay Lawyer's Fees.