I Do Think Unpunctuality Is A Vile

The Farther Backward You Can Look, The Farther Forward You Can See.

A Lie Gets Halfway Around The World Before The Truth Has A Chance To Get Its Pants On.

A Good Speech Should Be Like A Woman's Skirt: Long Enough To Cover The Subject And Short Enough To Create Interest

It Is A Good Thing For An Uneducated Man To Read Books Of Quotations.

I Love Learning, But Hate Being Taught.