I Do Think That Everybody Deserves A

I'm Cuban, So I Like A Bit Of Curve. I Just Want My Booty To Have A Little Lift!

I Learned Spanish At Home And, Since Half My Family Doesn't Speak English, It's My First Language.

I Had A Great Time In High School. I Really Did. I Went To A Private Christian High School And I Graduated In A Class Of 67 Kids, So It Was Pretty Small, And I Knew And Loved Everybody.

I Have Some Girls Who I Look Back On And I Think, 'wow, They Were Really Horrible To Me.' I Would Love An Apology From A Few Girls, But Whatever. I'm Not Holding Any Grudges. I'm Over It.

I Can't Even Be Around Children. It's A Problem. My Ovaries Start Screaming.