I Do Some Of My Best Stand-up

With Every Breath, I'm Deeper In You.

A Lot Of People Are Afraid To Say What They Want. That's Why They Don't Get What They Want.

Don’t Just Stand There, Let’s Get To It, Strike A Pose, There’s Nothing To It...

I Loved Nuns When I Was Growing Up. I Thought They Were Beautiful. For Several Years I Wanted To Be A Nun. I Saw Them As Really Pure, Disciplined, Above Average People. They Had These Serene Faces. Nuns Are Sexy.

I Feel Like Everybody Needs To Take A Sabbatical And Go To Russia And Africa And Work In Orphanages And Really Witness True Suffering. And Then You'll Just Feel Ridiculous For Ever Complaining About Anything. Everybody Needs That Kind Of Reality Check.